全民超人 Handcock
【公關雷安布瑞企圖說服討人厭的全民超人漢考克改變形象】
Ray Embrey: People should love you. They really should, okay? And I want to deliver that for you. It's the least that I can do. You're a superhero. Kids should be running up to you, asking for your autograph, people should be cheering you on the streets...
Hancock: [yelling to crowd of neighbors watching] What the hell you pricks looking at?
雷：大家應該愛你。都應該，知道嗎？而我想要讓你被全民擁戴。這是我至少可以做到的。你是個超級英雄。小孩子們都應該追著你跑，跟你要簽名，人們應該要在街上為你歡呼...。
漢考克：【對著圍觀的居民大叫】你們這些討人厭的傢伙看什麼看？
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【雷安布瑞教導全民超人漢考克如何有良好形象】
Ray Embrey: So you've used the door, the building's still intact, people are happy you've arrived, they feel safe now, there's an officer there and he's done a good job, so you might want to tell him he's done a good job.
Hancock: What the hell did I have to come for Ray if he's done a good job?
雷：一旦你從大門進去，整棟建築就會保持完整，大家很高興你來了，他們現在覺得安全了，那裡有個警員，他幹得很好，所以你可以告訴他他表現得很好。
漢考克：雷，如果他幹得很好，我幹嘛還要趕來？
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【雷安布瑞給全民超人看漫畫書裡的各種超人典範】
Ray Embrey: [shows Hancock a comic book with a picture of a spandex clad superhero on it] What do you think of when you see this?
Hancock: Homo.
Ray Embrey: [shows him another comic with a hero in red spandex] And this?
Hancock: Homo in red.
Ray Embrey: [shows him a third comic with a blonde-haired hero] And this?
Hancock: Norwegian homo.
雷：【給漢考克看漫畫上有穿著彈性纖維裝的超人】你看這個會想到什麼？
漢考克：同志。
雷：【給他看另外一個穿紅色彈性纖維的超人】這個呢？
漢考克：穿紅衣服的同志。
雷：【給他看第三本有金髮英雄的漫畫】
漢考克：這個呢？
漢考克：挪威同志。
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【接受雷建議的全民超人入獄前發表改頭換面的聲明】
Hancock: [reading prepared text] I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelinos for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating in alcohol and anger management treatment. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better.
漢考克：【讀一份預先準備的聲明】我向洛杉磯的居民鄭重道歉。我過去的行為不當，因此我接受應受的責罰。我懇請洛杉磯民同胞多給我時間與諒解。這裡的生活我可能會很不適應，畢竟我是我們這人種裡僅存的一位。在我輩囚禁期間，我會接受戒酒與情緒管理治療。我應該對各位更好。我可以變好，我將會變好。
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【全民超人在與搶匪激烈的槍戰中不忘保持（過度）禮儀】
Hancock: [to pinned-down cop] Good job! Do I have permission to touch your body?
Female Cop: Yes!
Hancock: It's not sexual. Not that you're not an attractive woman. You're actually a very attractive woman and...
Female Cop: [screaming] Get me the hell out of here!
漢考克：【對被搶匪火網鎖定的女警】幹得好！您是否允許我碰妳的身體？
女警：可以！
漢考客：這不是性接觸。我不是說妳不是個有吸引力的女人。事實上，妳很有吸引力，我...。
女警：【大叫】快把我救出去！